JohnnyDelightful

First step Finish a Junior season in first place in Career mode.

True Journalist Prove your worth to Raven Brooks

Chest Nuts Pick up all cash on all missions

Rally driver Win a Special Stage in Simulation setting in any off-line mode.

Wales! Win the Wales Rally GB in Career mode.

Pigeon Simulator Stand on the head of the statue in the intro

WOAH YEAH! Grabbed a bushel of Bumpa

Offender Reach wanted level (8) Offender as a Racer

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Gem Collector Earn all the Gems in the Adventure Mode.

Cool It! Defeat Major Problem

Portrait of a Lady Find a hidden portrait

Best the Beast Defeat Felicity D'Abano Beast without using the HP dispenser

Ticket Please In Phoenix, kill 15 enemies while standing atop a train car roof

DE-FENCE! CLAP-CLAP! DE-FENCE Block 1,000 damage with a Dummy Shield as an All-Star

Weeee! Vanquish 25 enemies while on a Giddy Park ride

Ramp it up! Hit every ramp on every lap of a Stadium Trucks ramp event

Online Champion Complete 10 online races

Gone Camping! Complete "Zombie Prepared" quest in Weirding Woods

Open-Minded Complete "Becoming One With The Dumb" quest in Weirding Woods

Union Jack Complete the British Missions

Dam the Tallboys Complete Battleship Tirpitz (Night)

dniweR ,dniK eB Complete "Be Kind, Rewind!" quest in Weirding Woods

Legend of the West Legend of the West

Hail of Glass Shoot a bottle in mid-air with an arrow

A Few Gears Loose Get to the secret gyro area in the clouds

Giddy Up Earn 20 vanquishes using Rocket Ride as an 80s Action Hero

Night Fight Earn three Stars in 'Low Profile'.

Showoff Defeat an enemy with Triple Spin

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

Relic Collector Earn all the Relics in the Adventure Mode.

Faster than light Use the Boost for a total of 60 minutes.

Cold Day in Russia Complete Volga River, Stalingrad (Day)

The real boss Complete all the special episodes

Build-A-Buddy Spawn 25 bots

"Around the World" Finish at least one Special Stage in each rally in Quick Stage mode.

Luminaire Evolve the Prismatic Missile.

Garden Gnomer Be on the Winning Team for 15 matches of Gnome Bomb

Galaxy's Fastest Defeat Nitros Oxide in the Adventure Mode once and for all.

Minor Deity Defeat the Parasiter on Evil difficulty

Millionaire Earn 1,000,000 points in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Boo Roo Boolle Evolve the Mille Bolle Blu.

Chase Play 10 Online Hot Pursuits as a Cop

Wrong direction Use the window on your left instead of smashing the wall in "Demolition"

Race Play 10 Online Hot Pursuits as a Racer

Casanova You kissed 50 women.

Meat Grinder Complete Red Square, Stalingrad (Day)

Sky-High Roller Buy an insanely expensive car.

Platinum Trophy Collect all other 50 Trophies for this Trophy.

Cryptozoologist You unlocked all animals for use in Director Mode... or did you?