John_kill_Mary

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Beat School: Tiny Groove Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hi-Hat Spice (not very spicy) Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lullaby Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Chord Tweak Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Chordaby Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: A Rolling Frolic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: It's Getting Tense In Here Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Uh Oh Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Roll The Bass Dice Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Cuts, Scrapes and Scratches Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Muting Technique Complete the Beat School level.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Death Mode: Purgatory #1 Complete the Death Mode level.

Death Mode: Sneak n' Deke Complete the Death Mode level.

Death Mode: Rowdy Cloudy Complete the Death Mode level.

Death Mode: Purgatory #2 Complete the Death Mode level.

Get Over Here! Rope pull 5 enemies off edges.

Entrapment Catch a player in a snare trap in multiplayer.

When Freedom Calls Complete "When Freedom Calls"

Deadeye Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

Death Mode: Spiral Staircase Complete the Death Mode level.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

Born Survivor Reach Level 5

Death Mode: Thermogenica #1 Complete the Death Mode level.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

Death Mode: Cities Complete the Death Mode level.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.