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It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Badges Collect all badges.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies