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Factory Free-For-All Cleared World 8 in Story Mode!

Speedlunky Complete the game in under 8 minutes. No shortcuts.

That's beautiful Johnny You have spent 5000 Nano-Cells.
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Yay Capitalism! You have unlocked all 8 Module slots.
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Adjourned for Recess Tip the Scales of Justice in your favor.

Iconoclast Knock down every portrait of Eddie in a single Edditorium Stage.

Fire extinguisher Beat Scorchy

Wings of Fate Complete all fate episodes for Beatrix, Eustace, Fraux, Fediel, Gallanza, and Maglielle

With Respect for Cultural Heritage Cross the broken roof by dropping only three wooden panels in Opera House

No Unnecessary Moves Do not break the floor panel to get the gold secret in Living Quarters

Bride Master Complete the Standard Goals on The Machine: Bride of Pin•Bot™

You want fear? I'm the fear You have neutralized all 30 Outposts.
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Double Up Double Puppet Penny's coin count by the end of the race!

One for the Ages Bring down the house at the Edditorium.

Like Father Like Son Shine a light on Gianni Bartoli

Hero of Reaching Unreachable Supplies Get unreachable medipack

Arcade Master Complete levels 3A - 3C in Arcade

Taxi Master Complete the Standard Goals on Taxi™

Don't forget to wash your hands! Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.

Class: Hunter Unlock the Hunter class

Exorcist Complete Arcade mode

Today's word is "expiation" You have cleared all 43 Gork Eruptions.
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AFK flying You have glided for 3 minutes straight without hitting the ground.
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Greedy Collect all Lucky Cats

I’m starting to feel a bit sad Collect all Unilambs

Come here, you chicken! Befriend a chicken

Not A Fan Destroy 10 piglin air choppers in a single world.

Play It Like You Did on a Console in 1996 Save 86 times or less in a single walkthrough

The Scientist Skunk Meet Scarlett the Skunk

Farmer's approval Complete Carrot Fields

Space Ranger Cleared World 9 in Story Mode! Almost done!

Class: Bard Unlock the Bard class

The Entire Gang Rescue all 8 hidden characters.

What's the word? Burn? You overheated both weapons within 3 seconds.
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Gourmet Collect all Candymeat

Feed the Flames Gather 2,400 lapis in 30 minutes or less in Versus Mode.

Hang Ten Surf on a wave for 10 seconds in Bubblin.

Demolition Expert Hit a Bomb with the Yo-Yo in mid-air in the Industria.

Coin-op gamer Unlock and play all the arcade games.

Chaos Kid Complete 50 surveys in the Conflux (excludes retreats)

Codex of Maria Doria Collect all secrets in Maria Doria levels

Let’s Saddle Up Jump into the boat from the highest height possible

A Timely Splash Save yourself from burning up by jumping in water

Top Banana Cleared World 10 in Story Mode! Congratulations!

Class: Barbarian Unlock the Barbarian class

Abandoned Defeat the Sun Cult.

Seen It All Complete 100% of the journal.

Big Money Obtain 500000 gold.

Wow! Such endurance Collect everything

The best defense is offense Purchase a Permanent Damage Upgrade