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…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

All Clear Liberate all Outposts (Campaign only).

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Don't Mess With BD-1 Defeat an enemy with a hacked droid

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Caretaker Of Memory Find 10 Lost Letters (Campaign only).

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

Wiser Reached Elder Growth

Survived Again Survive Again

New Breed Acquire 50% of available evolutions

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.