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The Small Does Not Rule Defeat Robo-Plankton and neutralize SpongeBot SteelPants' Brain.

Off the Beaten Path Find 10 Collectibles

Ambush Have 10 guards trigger traps

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Kelp Forest of Fear Find all the Lost Campers in Kelp Forest.

Double Trapper Catch more than one Bugsnak in your Snak Trap at once.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Fearless Synchronize all Viewpoints in the Baghdad region

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Git Gutte! Join forces with Sam B and get your hands on some firepower.

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Not So Tough Disable and hijack a tank using an EMP device

Juicin' it up Kill 150 enemies while using Power Ups

Master Of The Caribbean Complete the Discovery Mode of Wolfpack in Multiplayer.

Riddle Me This Obtain a treasure by solving an enigma

Eagle's Eye Kill 75 guards with throwing knives

Attention Seeker Distract 10 guards with noisemakers

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them

The Open Range Discovered the Farm.

Robot Army Acquire 6 or more friendly Stalkers at the same time in the Campaign

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

Defender of the People Complete 10 faction contracts

Bittersweet Complete the game

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.

Unstoppable Kill 5 guards with one use of Assassin's Focus

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

Viva La Revolución Take back Yara

Sophishticated Catch 10 fish

Co-Dependent Capture an FND base with a Co-op partner

I have the Power! Destroy a Titan with your Sword Core in the Campaign

Calling in a Favor Complete the Suthsexe Arc

Sleepy Time Find all Golden Spatulas in the SpongeBob's Dream level.

The Gryffindor in the Graveyard Find the Map Chamber as a Gryffindor

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Secret Weapon Distract 10 soldiers with Chorizo

No Rest for the Living Play 5 published SnapMaps

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Lovable Reach Maximum Relationship Level with a Companion

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages

Perf Dirt Steal Beffica's diary from her cave.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Patron of Sell-Swords Pay mercenaries 5 times

I Got a Zombie Army and You Can't Harm Me Perform 25 perfect defensive moves.
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Certified Pilot Complete the Campaign on Regular

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.