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Directed Energy Unlock all Plasma Rifles.

Staked Out Unlock all Spike Guns.

Mastery of Space and Time Acquired all Trophies for Farpoint.

Spelunker Finish Grotto Challenge with three medals.

Push the Button: No Hit, Sherlock Aliens win in under five minutes

Monster Seeking Monster: Mob Rule Finish a game with the Audience as the winner

Arsenal Unlock all Weapons.

Patently Stupid: Invention's a Mother Receive no funding in an eight player game

Fibbage 3: Would You Believe? Fool 7 players in the final round of Enough About You

You Have the High Ground Finish Plateau Challenge with three medals.

Dictionarium: Run-On Write a sentence in Round 3 that uses the entire character limit

Dictionarium: I Wrote the Book Win all three rounds in a 3-5 player game

Stay Frosty Finish Frostfall Challenge with three medals.

Toil and Trouble Finish Cauldron Challenge with three medals.

Shear Stress Finish Fissure Challenge with three medals.

Beating the Draft Finish Updraft Challenge with three medals.

Patently Stupid: Mean Gene Lose a game to Gene

Role Models: Majorities Rule All players get a role without tiebreakers in a 6 player game

Bracketeering: Button Masher Win a 4-way tied overtime match up

Monster Seeking Monster: I'm Lycan It Finish a game with everyone turned into werewolves

Flying Solo Unlock all one-player Bonus Missions.

No Shield Required Complete a mission without taking any damage.

Jedi Knight Complete every mission on the Medium difficulty.

"The Polyhedrone" Completed the Spaceport stage and defeated The Polyhedrone

"Ostensibly designed as multipurpose maintenance platforms seeding the skies above Atheos Starport, these otherwise unassuming but massive drones hide a more sinister function..."

YDKJ: Everybody Gets Some Screw 7 other players and the audience

She Got Game Reach Progression tier 10 in The W

Trivia Murder Party 2: Runaways Win a game as the audience

Dictionarium: Mucus Ranch Use the phrase "mucus ranch" and win a round with it

Full Hangar Unlock every ship.

Bet on Woman Reach tier 10 in all five pillars in The W

Trivia Murder Party 2: Quiplash! Get all the votes in an old favorite

Jedi Master Complete every mission on the Hard difficulty.

Split the Room: Audience Victim Lose a game to the audience

"The Hammerhead" Completed the Crystal Coast stage and defeated The Hammerhead

"Caldera made it its goal to dominate every aspect of N-351's limited biome. Given the harsh environ the planet represented, the only thing nearly as precious as the neon-9 reserve was water; thus, it took steps to dominate that resource as well..."

"Group discount" Destroyed 3 enemies with 1 missile

"The micro-missiles were just the right size for the job - small enough to evade the ATLAS drone early-warning system, but big enough to pack a wallop..."

YDKJ: This Is Why You Can't Play Less than 10% of the audience gets a question right. (In an audience of at least 5.)

Jedi Padawan Complete every mission on the Easy difficulty.

"No littering" Destroyed all the empty bottles in the title screen

"The drop was eerily quite, like everything these days. She had a moment to take a breather while Vice's words sunk in. Checkpoint pistols were a favored weapon; versatile, easily concealable. And Vice said these were prototypes. It struck her, then, that it might be a good idea to get familiar with them before hitting the road..."

Dictionarium: Divinely Defined Your definition gets all the player votes and 90% of the audience

Algorithms Beat the singleplayer in under 20 minutes

"Weak-Kneed" Achieved 100 weak-point kills

"One reliable guarantee of nearly all ATLAS tech was its reliance on a compact synthetic Neon-9 core; less efficient than the real thing, these had the added complication of higher radiation output and greater thermal instability than would be considered acceptable for manned vehicles and craft, hence their primary use for automated mecha..."
20/100

"The Basilisk" Completed the Pitch Tunnel stage and defeated The Basilisk

"A high speed freight carrier, heavily armed and fully automated, snaking through the subterranean tunnels of the outskirts like some mythical dragon..."

Trivia Murder Party 2: Me and My Dad Survive the game (and then some) while wearing Father's Hat

Decade Get to level 10

"Easy Rider" Travelled 120 KM without losing or quitting even once

"The SHIMA was unlike anything she'd ridden before. For once, Vice wasn't exaggerating: She'd lost track of how many KM they'd traversed already, yet the bike was as steadfast and solid as the first moment she'd hit the ignition..."
64/120

Push the Button: Skin of Your Teeth Humans win with one second or less remaining on the clock

"I always hated that picture..." Destroy 5 WANTED signs

"As soon as she hit the L1, the ATLAS drones were on her. All throughout the city, AI controlled billboards suddenly lit up with that same mug shot. She'd always hated that picture. What had it been? Some irrelevant contraband like industrial cutters or stem bolts? Though it did bring back memories of simpler times."
0/5

YDKJ: Cracker Jack Attacker Get max points on a Jack Attack, including speed bonuses

"The Manticore" Completed the Military Base stage and defeated The Manticore

"What did Vice call it? A 'city killer?' finally seeing it up close gave her no reason to doubt the veracity of that statement..."

Buddy System Unlock all two-player Bonus Missions.