JoePirie2011

Start Your Engines What do we want? CARS! When do we want them? CARS!

Anything Goes We’ve developed a reputation of being a wild west where anybody can do anything they like.

Praise The Lord Praise the lord! For our country has truly achieved heights of impressive piety.

Silicon Paradise The geek shall inherit the earth! Or make everyday life quite difficult without their inventions.

Strong Arm Of The Law Strong on crime, strong on the causes of crime.

Gravedigging Boom Son, if you want to make money these days I have just one word for you: Gravedigging.

Children Are Our Future You truly believe that future generations should have things better off than those that came before.

Rural Tranquility Our cities may stink, but everyone agrees the rural parts of our country are a great place to be!

United Nations Our country is at the nexus of international agreement and has a reputation second to none.

Lonely At The Top Just keep saying to yourself “Winners don’t quit” and add them to the autobiography hit list.

Margin Of Error When we said "Enjoy governing with that wafer thin majority" it was sarcasm, not a credo.