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Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Up Close and Personal Kill 50 enemies using the Chainsaw

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Inspector Inspect another player.

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Cosplay Curious Wear costume pieces from 3 different sets at once

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Prepared for the Future Decide the Fate of the Commonwealth

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Mankind-Redefined Complete "Mankind-Redefined"

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Prankster's Return Placed A Grenade Or Mine While Pickpocketing

Junksmith Craft 10 distinct recipes

Trifecta Score a Goal, Save a shot, and Assist a teammate in a single game

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.

RobCo's Worst Nightmare Hack 50 Terminals

Drakensburg, Schmakensburg Completed the mission "Intelligences Of The Artificial Persuasion".

Guidance From Amy Compete against Amy's high horsepower contacts

I See London, I See France Die.

Call in a Favor Use a Summon

Pinstripe Patooey Defeat Pinstripe Potoroo.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Titleist Reach the highest rank on 1 title in your Character Sheet

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Armed and Dangerous Create 50 Weapon Mods

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Entryway Complete the SnapMap Basic and Advanced Tutorials

One For All... Find yourself a crew

Powering Up Complete "Powering Up"

Timing is Everything Use explosive barrels to kill 100 enemies

The Nuclear Option Complete "The Nuclear Option"

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Getting Noticed Reach REP Level 25

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50