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Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Semper Invicta Join the Brotherhood of Steel

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Community Organizer Ally with 3 Settlements

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Into the Unknown Warp to Hell

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

No Filter Take your first snapshot

Scavver Gather 1000 Resources Used For Crafting

Fix-Er-Upper Build 100 Workshop Items

Something More Find Ciri.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

Reunions Complete "Reunions"

Dejamminated Completed the mission "Systems Jammed".

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

Tinkering Fully upgrade a Praetor Suit category.

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Dangerous Minds Complete "Dangerous Minds"

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

Taking Independence Complete "Taking Independence"

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

Ranger Corps Discover 100 Locations

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Unstoppable Wanderer Reach Level 25

Animal Control Kill 300 Creatures

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Rip and Tear Glory Kill all common enemy types in the campaign.

Argent Overload Fully upgrade Health, Armor, or Ammo capacity

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.