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Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Payback's A B**** Defeat Straga

Sight Beyond Sight Collect the Mask of Shadows

Sweet Victory Defeat Robo-Sandy in the Poseidome.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

A New Battle Begins Achieve ending B.

Chip Collector 80% of all plug-in chips collected.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

This Is What We Do Win every trophy.

Middle Tank Complete 20 levels.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Footsteps of a Traitor Find 10 pieces of silver

Beat School: Synth Madness 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

Beat School: Badd Syntax Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Pedal to the Metal Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Axe Grinder Complete the Beat School level.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Big Tank Complete 30 levels

Platinum Tank Get all other trophies.

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

"This Guy Is Really Good" Score 200 points at the shooting range.

Pod Hunter All Pods found.

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Ultimate Blade Forge the Armageddon Blade

Harvest King Materials gathered at a hidden harvest point 10 times.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Final Wish Watch 2B die.

Treacherous Blade Control A2 for the first time.

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

A Scanner's Power 100 machine lifeforms destroyed by hacking.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.