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All Cores Overridden Reached the Core of every Cauldron and accessed their information.
1/4

Careful with the claws Get a massagy with Nicole

All Machine Types Scanned Encountered and Focus scanned every type of machine.
39/43

You win some, you lose some! Fail 5 dates.

It hurts so gooood... Get a massagy with Janein

Duck killed! Get killed by Nicole

Won 2 Gauntlet Runs Won first place in two different Gauntlet Runs.
0/2

Three of a Kind Kill 3 enemies in a row with your knife in the single player campaign.

Who you gonna massage? Get a massagy with Anne

Poking around Tap the Mayonnaise

Like A Bat Outta Hell Defeat Tiamat

Watch the cholesterol Get three stars with Mayo

Yo, where's your mojo? Fail 10 dates.

Average Joe Finish with a two-star date 5 times with any character.

Slippery everywhere Get a massagy with Mayo

Death Mode: Event Horizon #2 Complete the Death Mode level.

What a dairy experience Get a massagy with Dorothy

You'll be alone forever... Fail 20 dates.

Death Mode: Disasteroids Complete the Death Mode level.

Awoo! Get three stars with Nicole

Moooossagy! Get three stars with Dorothy

Gotta love these app features Get a massagy with Martha

Chief Inspector Complete 100% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Mother trucker! Get three stars with Martha

Sugar daddy time! Get three stars with Sarah

That's… a lot of toys Get a massagy with Sarah

How does this even work? Get a massagy with Papu-Aiye

Discovered Krom's Canyon Discovered Krom's Canyon

Expert Datemeister Date all dates!

Don't put your massage in crazy, man Get three stars with Janein

I hope that's ectoplasm Get three stars with Anne

Hypersonic Light 6 Gem Lamps in 15 seconds

Completed 2 Flying Mount Quests Completed 2 quests that required a flying mount.

Proud of your job! Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.

Real people are overrated Get three stars with Papu-Aiye

Smooth Criminal Get three stars with all dates!

Hackerbruh! Get three stars with S.O.N.I.A

Bytes all over you! Get a massagy with S.O.N.I.A.

I am the glorious Mr. Massagy! Unlock all the trophies!

Duel-icious Won a duel against another player

10 Types of Machine Overridden Unlocked and used the overrides for 10 different types of machine.
7/10

Super hero Complete game on I AM DEATH INCARNATE! (or ÜBER)

Don't Make Me Angry Collect the Chaos Form Ability

Slayer Kill 666 Demons
0/666

Gnot Cannon Use a cannon to defeat a TNT thrower

Ding! Hardcore Earned level 30

Killed 15 Scorchers Killed 15 Scorcher machines.

Duelinator Won a duel without taking damage

Won Ikrie's Challenge Met Ikrie again at the Snowchants Hunting Ground and took first place in her challenge.

Solid Silver Achieve 30 Silver Stat Awards.