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Employee of the Month Complete the Krusty Krab job

Feast Your Eyes… Complete the Patty Wagon job

It's Supposed to be Invisible! Complete the Invisible Boatmobile job

I’ll Have Two Number 9s Reach maximum weight.

A Gift from the King Complete the "Kingdom Come" mission.

Snakebite in Black Spike a cop while driving a Black Dodge Viper SRT10 ACR or Ford Shelby GT500 Supersnake

Face Off Defeat Hadern in the tutorial.

Flatline Imagine meeting you here.

Heat Action Pro Finish 10 battles with Heat Actions.

Treat Yo Self Extract 100 pieces of gear from Arms Race.

Endured the Winter Play a round on all "In the Name of the Tsar" maps

Ace The Kraken!!! Ace The Kraken!!!

Guardian Angel Completed all bonus Protector Trials

Guest Starring Complete all Opportunities in Club 27.

Stone Cold Heart You spoke with the statue of Delilah in Timsh's estate

Pocket Money Carry at least 8,000 Respect at once

Before and After Science Complete "Before and After Science"

Ship Shape Severed: Take out the gunship within 30 seconds

Specter Initiate Complete 20 missions in the Cooperative campaign.

Tour of Duty Complete one mission on each region in the Cooperative campaign.

Who Needs Directions? Find Mike Toreno without any of the referenced locations during "Mike Toreno".

Enlightened Monarch Discover every location in Pagan's mind

Memento from Le Mans Took a Scapes photo of an Audi R18 TDI (Audi Sport Team Joest) on the Circuit de la Sarthe.

Veteran Driver Complete 10 taxi missions.

A New Dawn Successfully escape Joseph's mind

What are the Odds Win a race in Inside Track Betting.

Speaking Part! 25 Stars collected

Thank You! Clear the Finale.

Escape Artist Use 20 police bribes.

I've Come for Your Pickle In the Patty Wagon job, complete the Pickles first

First Knight Experienced the thrill of romance with Alistair

Kingpin Unlock all trophies.

You're the Hero Now Complete Not a Hero on Professional difficulty.

Giddy Up Yee-haw to the hoedown.

Holding the Line Defend Cirith Ungol from a new threat.

Parting Shot You delivered (or attempted) the killing blow on Corvo

It's Not My Wallet In the Mermalair job, complete Patrick's Identity Card first

Saviour Complete 12 levels of Paramedic.

Touring the Film Set Complete all Opportunities in The Icon.

Group Up Complete "Meat in the Middle".

Know No Fear Break a Scarab Occult Terminator's Melee Combo Attack with 2 Perfect Parries in a row

Bucket Sweet Bucket In the Krusty Krab job, complete the Chum Bucket first

Accessorizing Unlock all weapons in Pagan's Armory (Solo Game only)

Well Connected You purchased all of the Favors in The Knife of Dunwall

Mind Monarch Escape Pagan's mind with a score of at least 25,000

Ashes of Svartalfheim Complete the Dawn of Ragnarök campaign (Dawn of Ragnarök)

King of the Hill Severed: Defend the quarry platform until the door unlocks

Full Artillery Use every weapon in the game at least once.

Enemy of the Family Earn an A rank in all Protector Trials

Finders Keepers Discover all secret areas