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Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Depths Below Kill Hades

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

A New Hope Earn all trophies

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Shoe Delivery Kill Hermes and acquire his Boots

Infowlable Win 50,000 on a single cockfight.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

Sibling Rivalry Kill Hercules