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Kickoff Defeat an enemy using only kicks

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Triple Take Defeat 3 enemies using a single lightsaber throw

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo