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Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Comic Violence Found a copy of Gangsters Monthly

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Masshole Kill 300 People

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Zeus May Cry Finish the game (Hard Mode)

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

God Amongst Men Beat the Challenge of the Gods

I got this Find all training manuals

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Power of the Cross Find all 3 Beatrice stones

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

The Ghost with the Most Collect all of the trophies

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Old School Sneaky Attempt to perform any original game cheat code.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Masterpiece Perform a 200 hit combo

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Lovable Reach Maximum Relationship Level with a Companion

Crossing the Thin Blue Line Complete the "Lockup" mission

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

The Toast of the Town Find the Map Chamber as a Slytherin

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

The Wise Owl Find the Map Chamber as a Ravenclaw