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THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Legend of the Maker Complete a Bow Mission and begin growing the legend of Azkâr.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Unleashed Free 5 caragors from cages.

Past Mistakes Complete Episode 2.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

You Work for Me Now Recruit and assign a Legendary NPC for your ship.

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

Fly you fools! Make 20 uruks flee by dropping Morgai Fly nests.

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Aphrodite's Embrace Spend the night with another character.

Ratbag the Great and Powerful Get Ratbag promoted to Warchief.

I am Legend Equip 1 Legendary melee weapon and 5 Legendary armor pieces.

To Rule them All Witness the creation of The Rings of Power.

Evil Unearthed Complete Episode 3.

Fashion's Creed Equip a Legendary Armor set.

Legend of Vengeance Complete a Sword Mission and begin growing the legend of Urfael.

Scourge of the Aegean Sink your first Epic Ship.

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

Hero for Hire Win your first on land conquest battle in any region (excluding Megaris in Hero's Journey).

COMPLIANT Connor stayed a machine

Paths of the Dead Collect 25% of the Artifacts.

War Master Kill the Leader of any Region with Low Resources, other than Megaris.

BURN THE PLACE Markus conducted a violent riot

LIBERATION Markus reached the camp and liberated the androids

Infamous Raise your Bounty to the maximum level.

The Bright Minds Complete Episode 4.