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Bug Sized Relaxation Release that tension at the root level.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

The Midas Trick Attempt to open the Golden Chest for 30 seconds

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Mutton for Punishment Slit 50 Satyr throats

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Royale with Cheese Defend Burger Town.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Ten plus foot-mobiles Kill at least 10 enemies with one Predator Missile.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Stop the Clock Time is running out

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Make Her Scream Make a Titan scream for over a minute

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Conundrum Rescue the first hostage from Riddler

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Burning Sensation Incinerate 500 enemies

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Open Air Parking Destroy a helicopter during the apocalypse with a vehicle

Soap on a Rope Storm the gulag.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Unnecessary Roughness Use a Riot shield to beat down an enemy.

Wrath Machine Collect all the Wrath Powers

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.