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Big Spender What a team player. You've paid for 25 rounds at the Abyss Bar.
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Do You See What I See Survive Darkness Deadly Descent without equipping a headlamp or pulse goggles (in World Tour)

The Bike is Your Hula Hoop Score 20,000 points from one jump on an FMX track

Bring your A-game Successfully complete a Hazard Level 3 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply.

Human Thawed Flat Free the cardboard cutout in "Hike"

Collect Them All Get all 5 crystals in a stage within a single run

Route Canal Avoid hitting any donuts in chocolate river in "Candyland"

Galactic. Live long and prosper.

You are not prepared Finish the tutorial

Goodbye. I need to move on with my life.

Squirrel Boy Beat The Forest dark world without dying

Needle Boy Beat The Hospital light world without dying

Vanquished. Defeat the Warlock.

Butt. Ouch.

The first step to greatness Die

Science. Help out in an experiement.

Cute. So fluffy!

My Kung Fu Is Stronger Gain Mastery of All Fighters

Lone Wolf You've completed 10 Solo missions. Impressive.
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Reader. The book is much better than the movie.

Take a Deep Breath Reach the Centre of the Galaxy in Survival Mode

Insanity. They are more scared of you than you of them.

To Live Forever Reach the Centre of the Galaxy in Permadeath Mode

Bassoon. Ba dum Bad dum Ba dum

Haha. That was humiliating.

Dad. Who's your daddy?

Religious. Can you hear us?!

Time Well Spent You stuffed every single barrel on the Space Rig into the Drop Pod. Management weeps.

RAMBO COMPLETE ALL THE DAY I LEVELS IN SINGLE PLAYER

Noice. Naked people in museums.

Valley Red clear Complete all Red Valley maps (Any medal)

Earth Guardian Defeat Second Boss

Doctor. An apple a day...

Pretty. It is not a phase!

What? Weird and tiny things confuse me.

Criminal. Doing some crimes.

Warlock. Find the three main endings.

Pass The Baton Earn a Bronze in a Race Event with every member of Team SSX (in Explore)

Awkward. S..sorry.

Exit Master Achieve Rank A in the AI mode

Business. Sell your skills.

Warrior. Also

Flavortown. Who needs medicine anyways?

Catch! Use grabber

Caution Low Visibility Survive Whiteout Deadly Descent without equipping pulse goggles (in World Tour)

Tag Team Earn a Bronze in a Trick Event with every member of Team SSX (in Explore)

Jailbreak. Comedy comes in threes.

Hungry for Adventures Reach first position in one event of the BMW 1200 GS volume

Platinum ExitMan Unlock all other Trophies

Giant. Break a leg.