JesusTookDaWheel

Expansion Capture all outposts.

Right On Target Kill a target 50 feet away or more using a spear.

Bad Trip Influence 25 enemies using poison.

Master Tracker Complete 5 "Beast Kill" quests.

Real Estate Baron Complete all hut upgrades.

Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract