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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Depths Below Kill Hades

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Pops of the Tops Detonate 3 explosive chests on the pillars in Alpine Ridge

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

Unleashed Throw, Slam and Ram a grappled enemy

Gatherer Collect 400 gems in Blowhard