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Armageddon Good At This! Win a Ranked Match by being the last worm standing after deploying Armageddon.

Jack of All Trades Completed Steeplechase, Bastion, Marksman and Calligrapher within the Gala Mode.

Moment of sanity See all the 'Moment of sanity' sequences

...Lest You Be Judged Complete the grand finale of
A Cause to Daikon For.

A Land United Cleared the stage, "A Land United."

Movie Collector Viewed all of the movies in the game.

Donkey Dodger Survive the enemy deploying a Concrete Donkey in a Ranked Match and go on to win the round.

World's Finest Complete All S.T.A.R. Lab Missions with 3 Stars

Cheeky Flocker Deploy 25 Sheep in any ranked games.

My Kung Fu Is Stronger Gain Mastery of All Fighters

Booked Onyx! Booked Onyx in the Bestiary.

Mine All Mine! Detonate at least 5 Mines during one turn in a Ranked Match.

Mind the Gap Collect all Underground Warning Signs

Careful Planning Complete High Voltage with a single input

Our Dashing Hero Complete Toot Toot Splat by only juicing up once

Beginner Performer Perform 50 songs

Training wheels Complete Tutorial

Well Traveled Complete The Underground

Whispering Rock Chiseled four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore.

I'm Not on a Holy War Defeat Akasha and complete the campaign.

It's Raining Make 15 or more three-pointers with any team in a non-simulated game.

Going Solo Complete the Single Player Campaign.

Great Emperor Cleared all of the stages in the game.

An Endless Quest Cleared the stage, "An Endless Quest."

Carnivore Ran down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped.

Decked Out Obtained all the EX skills and summons.

Math McGrath Use multiplier and combiner blocks to get a chain of x10 or more! Will not unlock in puzzle mode.

Honey, I can see Hell from here! Complete the grand finale of
Hell's Where the Heart Is.

At Least You Tried Achieve a very, very low score

Valley Red clear Complete all Red Valley maps (Any medal)

Bestiary Complete! Booked all monsters in the Bestiary.

Everything You Got Left Defeat Meldrick Johnson in Champion Mode

Beard Beard Action Beard! Made out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads.

Death is only the Beginning Complete the grand finale of A
Spirited Seven Nights' Haunting.

That's a Big Fat Sword! Maxed out the Giga Sword.

Norwegian Sendoff Visited the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads.

GT-R Official Record Achieve a time of 7'29.03 on the Nürburgring Nordschleife in a Nissan GT-R '07.
The record must be achieved in a Time Trial in the Arcade mode version of the car with tires of Sports Hard grade or lower equipped.

Seeker of Otherworldly Truths Expended fifteen memoria in story mode.

Ranked Master Achieve 17 wins in each of the following ranked game modes: Standard, Pro, Crazy Crates and Fort.

Cry Me a River Killed 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow.

Around the World! Visited all maps.

If You Want Blood, You Got It Killed 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger.

A Face Like a Beast Killed 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads.

Killjoy End sprees in 20 matches.

Like a Boss Finish the campaign in Elite mode

New Area Kill Hush for the first time

The Pressure You set a valid lap time in One Shot Qualifying.

The Plot Thickens Completed a three forces map in Conquest Mode.

Under Pressure Open 1,000 vents! Will not unlock in puzzle mode.

Crouching Child, Raging Demon Take out the final boss while in
Demon form.