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Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Badges Collect all badges.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar