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Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Moronic Drone Get a job

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Deliverance Release friend

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Badges Collect all badges.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John