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Big pile o’fluff! Finish first in a 4 players Defluffication Match with a kill limit of 100.

Nine lives Complete the game dying less than 9 times.

Love Me Don't Serenade 30 people

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

"Fairytale Land" is Sucked Dry Collect 1 000 000 riches.

Factory Finish Restored Order at Haworth Labs

Russian Escape Complete ‘Archives’ in under 15:10 (Agent difficulty or higher).

A Bright, Shiny Medal Did Your Duty

Tap Out Shut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks

Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Billy Sorrows' Reading Club Interact with as many books as you can.

Zero tolerance Stand up to Quince as many times as you can.

Mind Blower Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt

Shouldn't These Be Red? Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels

The Hits Just Keep On Coming Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record

Helter Smelter Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter

Don't Go No Further Interact with all the clues and items of interest of episode 1

Say no to bullying Stand up to Sam as many times as you can.

The Full Nicky Pole Dance Naked

Life's Too Short Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minutes 40 seconds.

Tuning Addict Tune a car to the max level

A Smashing Good Time Kill 200 enemies with the Giant in online games

Push Over Knocked Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo

Canal Retentive Found Loot in Canal

The Brains Of The Operation Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Get to the Chopper Complete 'Carrier' in under 11:00 (007 difficulty or higher).

Naughty Club Scored a Total of 100 000 000 Naughty Points.

Death Race Secret Mission: In Episode 4, don't let Zombears Kill other Bears! They're Yours!

Great vibrations Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe

Alley Catch Found Loot in Alleyway

Tunnel Vision Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 800ml of blood

The Grandmixer In Empire Mode beat DJ Qbert in each of his Battle Mixes.

A Pirate's Life For Me Kill 200 enemies with the Pirate in online games

Where All My Ninjas At? Kill 200 enemies with the Ninja in online games

Jelly Shot Shoot 5 jellyfish in Deep Perils

Gear Head! Ironic Kill: In Episode 6 or its Challenges, Punish Fluffy with the Factory's Conveyor Belt!

Headmaster Get 100 Eye Shots

All Natural Finished DLC With No Upgrades

The Bends Complete Deep Perils

Elite Chumps Secret Mission: In Episode 5, Kill Every B.E.A.R with an Object Kill.

Around The World Play a match with a team from every league

Big Bad Boss Beat all the employee DJs in Checkpoint Battles in Empire mode.

Treasure Hunter Shoot 30 treasure chests in Deep Perils

Coronation Win all championships & cups

Liner Notes Pick Up All Lore Items

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe Complete all 6 secret transplants.

Master Of The Empire Earn 12 stars in DJ Shadow's setlist in Empire mode on Medium difficulty or above.