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I Couldn't Hold it In! Pee outside for the first time.

J'avo Genocide Defeat 500 J'avo.

Can't We Get BEYOND Thunderdome? Emerged victorious from an arena match

Curtain Call Complete Memory Sequence 12.

The People's Porter Reach a total of 2,400 Likes on the Results Screen.

Fully Researched Bouncer Fully research the Bouncer

The Devil's Dues Upgrade one weapon to the max

Renegade Melee 5 enemies off a ledge

Satan Punchers Beat the game

Blade of Justice Perform 25 special stealth kills with the knife

See You Around Complete Chapter 5 in Jake's campaign.

Escapist Survive 10 explosions in multiplayer.

RE: Master of Unlocking Unlock all safes, lockers, strongboxes, and pickable locks.

Master of Illusion Defeat Valravn

Ding! Sleepless Earned level 40

Possessive Spy Finished the mission using only the Sheik.

Rising Up Earn a level-four title.

Master Ninja Complete any level using only the knife to kill enemies.

Machine Man Do everything you can for CID -- Quests and... everything.

Two Birds with One Stone Kill 2 enemies with a single bullet.

Reckless Abandon Killed 15 enemies with the Berserker's action skill

Three-some Kill at least 3 enemies with a single shot from a grenade launcher.

Swinger Ring out an enemy with the Club

You're on a boat! I bet you never thought you'd be here

Raise the Roof Smack into the ceiling 10 times while wall running

Magic Smoke Kill 4 enemies within a single instance of Focus

The Escape Complete 'Hunted' and 'Death From Above' on Veteran difficulty.

Lock and Load Customize a multiplayer loadout

Paying Respects Attend a funeral

Bird on the Ground Shoot down an enemy helicopter with an RPG in the single player campaign.

Knucklehead Kill a total of thirty enemies using melee attacks.

Paranormal Bromance Do everything you can for Matt -- Quests, Loyalty Missions... everything.

The Bog Complete 'The Bog' and 'War Pig' on Veteran difficulty.

Sleep Tight, Little BB Soothe a crying BB and stop the crying for the first time.

I Spy Complete Chapter 1 in Ada's campaign.

Hairdresser Kill five enemies in rapid succession with a headshot.

Soothing Sounds Use the music player for the first time.

Cold Shoulder Infiltrate the snowy mountain side base.

No Matter What - Normal Complete the game on Normal

The First Horseman Complete 'Shock and Awe' on Veteran difficulty.

Giver of Gifts Make your first donation of weapons, equipment, etc.

One Slick Super-spy Use only the EMF Visualizer to complete Ada's gameplay segment.

Chatterbox Complete all conversations with the Endurance crew.

Maybe you should call a Doctor? Keep the Rage Meter Filled for 2+ Minutes

Fireproof Complete the Screw of Archimedes without getting hit by the Fire Traps

Speedy McSpeederton Raced around the Ludicrous Speedway in record time

Desert Storm Find the Desert Eagle in 'Crew Expendable' and kill 5 enemies with it.

The Full Kinzie Do everything you can for Kinzie -- Quests, Loyalty Missions... everything.

Petrol Head Drive at least thirty different vehicles.

Extinguished Defeat Surtr