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That Was a Fluke Complete Medium Arcade Tower without losing a stock

Destruction Derby Totally destroy your car

Make Lava, Not War Complete the Forgotten Isles on Normal difficulty.

Speedlunky Complete the game in under 8 minutes. No shortcuts.

Variety is the spice of life Achieve a biodiversity of level 8.

Junktopia: Extrovert Choose to present your items yourselves

Ahab’s Boulder Defeat Moby Dick.

Poseidon’s Cup Beat Poseidon in a race.

High Treetops Complete High Treetops 2P level

I Totally Let You Win That Complete Hard Arcade Tower without losing a match

Olympic Bronze Get a bronze medal in all time trial levels.

Thumpity thump thump Kill 5 Snowmen

Kingdom of the Golden Skull Earn 30 gold skulls.

Telepathic Complete 10 challenges with harmony greater than 90%

Grenadier Kill 50 enemies with grenades in one run

Bucket list Kill all bosses (available in Easy mode)

Spin Artist Rotate Tetriminos 1,000,000 times.
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Executioner Get 4 confirmed kills in one Public Contracts match.

SURGEON COMPLETE 40 LEVELS WITH ONE TRY IN SINGLE PLAYER

The Entire Gang Rescue all 8 hidden characters.

Adventurous Egg Complete all the Humpty Dumpty challenges.

He Shoots, He Scores Reach a score of 1,000 points in the Lobby mini-game.

Golden Child Get a triple gold bar rating on three different songs.

Moneybags Collect 1,000,000 Gold

Guidance Software Approved Complete all training lessons

Big Money Obtain 500000 gold.

Tough guy Create a level 10 alpha creature.

Blue Rapids Complete Blue Rapids 2P level

OK, well THEY came after ME! Destroy 1000 Vandelay security robots.
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Straight "A"s Earn A Rank or higher in all Effect Modes.
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Olympic Silver Get a silver medal in all time trial levels.

Mythical Hoarder Earn 90% of HOARD badges

Seen It All Complete 100% of the journal.

Sunset Ridge Complete Sunset Ridge 2P level

Fried Chicken Jack obediently buys Fry's protection

Olympic Gold Get a gold medal in all time trial levels.

Order from Chaos Defeat the Chaos Beast

Afraid of the Dark Finish Descent Challenge with at least one medal.

Purist Finish a level without using any items.

SECOND DATE COMPLETE DAY II IN COOP

Land Ho! Defeat the Sea King

Lost and Found Find Captain Greenbeard's Ship

Training Wheels Beat the game on Beginner difficulty.

Engineer Add 10 artifacts.

I am a good person who likes to help Help out 3 Vandelay robots with their pressing issues.

Rock n' roll Topple 15 Crag Monsters

Leader of the pack Stay in first place for the entire race (minimum 10 cars)

Monument's Fresh Etch Complete all stages in both Normal and Agony modes in any 4 series of [Umbral Monument]

Call me Turbo Chai Clear a run of BPM RUSH! (Easy or Normal difficulty.)

Astronomer Collect all the stars from the story campaign.