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Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8