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Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Deliverance Release friend

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).