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…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Clever Dad The Rat - Work out where Shaun is held

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

20 Kills: Wes - 44 Kill 20 Enemies with the Wes - 44

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Proficient Fortune Hunter Find 30 Treasures

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79