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Nice Tan Blind 100 enemies with the Head of Helios

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Multitalented Acquire ten Perks.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Miracles Looked after Tuesday's baby, healed Jimmy and channeled Stan.

The Package Complete 'Crew Expendable' on Veteran difficulty.

Soul in One Find 100 Soul Clusters

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

Hi Jak! Hijack Eco Vehicle

Iron Shadows in the Moon Reach the skies above the Exiled Lands

Port to Starboard Defend Port from Attack

Black Thumb Too Kill Dark Plants in Forest

Tanks for the Mammaries Destroy Dark Eco Tanks

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

A Quarter-Furlong at a Time Finish first in 3 different Street Races.

A Broad Base Reach Loyalty level 1 with all Associates.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Empty Nesters Destroy Metal-pedes in Nest

Distress Flare Answer the call for help

The Masked Marauders Take Out Marauder Stronghold

Keys to the City Acquire all of the Gang Upgrades.

Three of a Kind Kill 3 enemies in a row with your knife in the single player campaign.

Batter the Boss Beat Cyber-Errol Boss

Zoom Zoom Race for More Artifacts

Extra Crispy Die in the lava

I Want to Destroy! Destroy War Factory Defenses

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

Blam! Break Barrier with Blast Bot

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Gate Crasher Masher Defend Spargus' Front Gate

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

Cerevisaphile Sample every beer brand in London.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Opium Scourge Affect at least four enemies simultaneously with the Hallucinogenic Dart.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Shields are Down Destroy Dark Ship Shield

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

Switcheroo Find Switch in Sewers

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

Dude in Distress Rescue Seem at Temple

Too Many Secrets Completed Episode 7.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

The Best Defense Defend HQ from Attack

Big Tower Fall Down Destroy Metal Head Tower

Clear Vision Activate Astro-Viewer in Forest