James-Snowdon

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Eat This! Counterattack with a sub-weapon.

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Hip to Add Squares Increase your inventory slots.

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster