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It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.