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Too Fat Too Furious Complete a Continuous Speed Run as Doughnut Drake

Bill of Goods Win 1 complete match in Survivor King of the Hill

You Are A Sad, Strange Little Man And You Have My Pity Win a League Battle with your opponent's final survivor total as 0

So You're My Technician Merwin fixed the radio

Perfect Probulator Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Squeaky Clean Washed a car 10 times.

Tentative Peace Complete 15 Villain Sectors

High Treason Defeat the Arch-Illager on Apocalypse difficulty.

Just Getting Started Spend 30 minutes in Create Mode

You woke up granny! Keep pumping a balloon until it bursts.

It's Showtime Knock an opponent into the Empire Theatre Arena Transition at 8:00pm

Another Gold Brick in the Wall Collect all Gold Bricks

Complete a Big Party Awarded when 5-7 players have completed a Party.

VIPs Only! Play a private match with your own custom rules.

Die Nasty Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Destroyer of Worlds Had 75% or higher negative reputation with 3 factions.

Survivor of The Center You defeated the Guardians of The Center!

Invincible Defeat Ustanak without anyone on your team being captured.

Black Market Find the shady merchant

Journalist Find a note.

Learn to swim Drown 10 times

Pop Goes The Nightingale As Polina, kill 15 enemies immediately after emerging from a crawlspace

Ladies, Please Two girls revealed their true feelings.

Unilateral Disarmament Destroy a certain irritating simian warlord once and for all

Chak Attack Obtain a Bronze, Silver, or Gold medal in Score Attack for the Mother Protector Challenge Tomb

Be the first to reach the Gold Awarded for being the first player in an Online Cops and Robbers game to pick up the gold.

Master Defender Obtain all shields.

Hand of the Prophet Defeated all waves in Emporia Arcade.

You're going to meet Death now... Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode – No Sanctuary

What You Can't See Can Kill You Defeat six or more Glasps in the monument in Claire's Episode Four, on Normal difficulty or higher.

Executed Complete all mission tasks.

Archivist Collect 10 Nostromo logs in the main campaign

Healing Memory Complete the Sanctuary's detective board.

Fight fire with lunar Defeat the Toadcano

The Warrior Cook Attend the ceremony

Researcher: Engines Research all engines.

Offshore Count Obtain a Bronze, Silver, or Gold medal in Score Attack for the Zipacna's Craving Challenge Tomb

Around The World Knock opponent through all transitions across all levels

Halfway there Reach 50% completion in the normal mode or mercenary mode.

Trials – Chapter I Complete all the trials for Chapter I

Warriors from the Mountain In the Sanctuary, throw an enemy into the mountains.

Researcher: Pots Research all pots.

JACKPOT! Roll 4 Targets in the first round of Tombstones

Think I had a choice? Reach the lowest possible reputation with a faction

Full Clearance Clarice killed Eric after becoming infected

Tanning Salon Use the UV Flashlight to kill a Viral.

All New Skills Learned Learned all new skills in the Burning Shores.
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Pay Your Rent, Yagami Ate all of Tomioka-san's homecooked meals.

The Inhabitants of Chronopolis Purchase all characters

Half-Pipe Karting Use the shortcut in Sewer Speedway.