Jacoprinsloo

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo