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It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

Death Mode: Sparkle Darkle Complete the Death Mode level.

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Beat School: Straight Up Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Tiny Groove Complete the Beat School level.