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Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

Quick draw Unlock tactical perk 2

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Quick regeneration Unlock tactical perk 3

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

The Longest Night Complete the tutorial.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3