Jacargon

Densha de Paradise Obtain all other trophies

Golden Win All Gold Medals
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SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

Long march Complete all the game in Pure mode

Master of the Custodial Arts Score double-S in all original single player levels

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Ultra Survival Complete all game in Survival mode

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

[white label] remarked

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.