Jacargon

HSR Crusher Finish first in all Races
1/6

ARCADE FLAWLESS people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE... gladitorial rules

DJMAX will Return Equipped "METRO PROJECT" plate.

End of Season Earn All Trophies

Super Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "Precipice" Across All Modes

Crazy Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "Sidewinder" Across All Modes

Ridiculously Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "Blastoff" Across All Modes

Ludicrously Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "The Gauntlet" Across All Modes

What Acceleration! Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels for Time Trial Mode

What Agility! Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels for Collection Mode

What Alacrity! Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels for Hardcore Mode

What Can't You Do? Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels Across all Modes

Costume Connoisseur Unlock All Racer Skins

Very Polyamorous Complete an "All chars (including DLC)" run

Enchantée, Chaunter Complete "All Zones Mode" with solo Chaunter

Suzuper Complete "All Zones Mode" with solo Suzu

Pandaemonium Complete "All Zones Mode" in under 10 minutes with solo Suzu (12 minutes when playing with AMPLIFIED content)

The Janitor Possesses the Keys Obtain a red key

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

PUNCHLINE a cruel answer

NecroMaster!! Unlock all trophies

Lowest of the Low "All Chars" low%. Complete an "All Chars" run without picking up any items or using any shrines. (Picking up gold is permitted.)

Into the Trees Unlock all Forest levels

City Ordinance Unlock all City levels

The Clean Up Crew Score double-S in a silver level in each hub

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

Maid Service Unlock all Mansion levels

E-Waste Disposal Unlock all Laboratory levels

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

Sento Master Visit all Onsens
1/7

Easy Does it Score double-S in all combat levels without using area attack

One man’s Trash... Sweep 50 apples

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Bathroom breaks are for the weak Pass a red level without respawning

Jet Setter Collect all Spray Cans
48/134

Total Toritetsu Collect all Film Rolls
15/65

All Geared Up Collect all Gears
8/110

Fandom Royalty Complete all (EN)Zines
0/8

True Densha Collector Buy all Trains
3/31

Full Set Buy all sets of Stickers
12/40

Ultimate Challenger Complete All Dares
58/325

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."