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What Can't You Do? Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels Across all Modes

Costume Connoisseur Unlock All Racer Skins

Very Polyamorous Complete an "All chars (including DLC)" run

Enchantée, Chaunter Complete "All Zones Mode" with solo Chaunter

NecroMaster!! Unlock all trophies

Lowest of the Low "All Chars" low%. Complete an "All Chars" run without picking up any items or using any shrines. (Picking up gold is permitted.)

DJMAX will Return Equipped "METRO PROJECT" plate.

Easy Does it Score double-S in all combat levels without using area attack

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Bathroom breaks are for the weak Pass a red level without respawning

One man’s Trash... Sweep 50 apples

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Master of the Custodial Arts Score double-S in all original single player levels

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

Footsteps on the Shore Complete Eclipse Layer 3 and collect all of the mysterious Carcosan Visions.
0/14

Long march Complete all the game in Pure mode

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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Ultra Survival Complete all game in Survival mode

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.