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Off The Boat You have completed the first mission.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Seven Deadly Seas Explore all underwater shipwrecks.

Vault Raider Unlock the secret door in Tulum.

Give to the Poor Donate $250 to the gang tithing box.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Roped In Perform 5 air assassinations from a swinging rope.

FTFY Fully upgrade your hideout.

Cartographer Visit every location of the game.

No Matter What - Normal Complete the game on Normal

Sharing Is Caring Share each type of discovery with friends once.

Sea Legs Complete all naval contracts.

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

Did I do that? Complete Present 1

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Breakout Red Dead Online: Complete the Intro.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Halcyon days Complete sequence 1

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

20X Multiplier! Get a 20X Multiplier

I got this Find all training manuals

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Defence First Survive a Reverse-Boarding

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.