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Shuffle Meister Do all of your ministerial offices come with revolving doors fitted as standard?

Viva La Revolution They said a socialist paradise could not be built, but we have built it here together!

Iranian Revival Take the Iranian Resurgence ending in the Iranian Intermezzo Struggle

Abbasid Might Take the Renewed Caliphate ending in the Iranian Intermezzo Struggle

All Your Caliphate Are Belong To Us Take the 'Dominate the Caliph' foundation for the Abbasid Humiliation ending in the Iranian Struggle

Mulct Them Dry Loot four Illustrious-Tier Vizier Extravagance Modifiers from your Vizier

The Umayyad Strikes Back Starting as a member of the Umayyad Dynasty, hold the Empire of Arabia and the Sunni Caliphate

Not Today Contract, and recover from, the Bubonic Plague

Canonized Manage to make your Legend Protagonist a Saint

Can't Touch This Have an infected Barony at the maximum Epidemic Resistance

Band of Brothers Have every camp followers temperament be positive and have at least 10 camp followers

Started from the Bottom now we're ERE As an Adventurer, buy an Estate in Byzantium and lead your line to become Emperors

Rags to Riches to Rags to Riches Starting as a Count, rule an Empire, become an Adventurer, then rule an Empire again

Byzywork Have five simultaneous House members as Theme governors (not including you) while not being the Emperor

Despoiler of Byzantium Become the Emperor of a newly-formed Latin Empire through a Crusade

Bamboozling Complete the scenario “Humble Beginnings“.

Capital Gain Complete the scenario “Of Bicycles and Fireworks“.

Topsoil Complete the scenario “Journey to the West“.

Packin' Peking Produce a total of 24 loads of each: fireworks, tools and bicycles in Peking in one game.

Taiga veteran Spend 2 years on a Taiga prison

Forestal landlord Unlock every plot of land on a Taiga prison

Ground And Pound Earn 200+ rushing yards in a single game.

Air Raid Earn 400+ passing yards in a single game.

Going Deep Complete a single pass for 75+ yards.

He. Could. Go. All. The. Way Complete a single run for 50+ yards.

Survival Skill Level 4 Pass 80 levels in Survival mode

Living In The Future High speed internet, High technology, a decent space program and driverless cars.

Everybody Out! Everybody out! Literally in this case, strikes everywhere.

Dangerous Streets You will know my name by my trail of astronomically high crime figures

Heir To Ayn Rand A rising tide lifts all the super yachts in the harbour…but also submerges the smaller vessels.

Ecotopia You have become a true hero of the environmental movement, expect a statue made of recycled plastic.

Bulletproof Politics It’s astonishing how many times an assassin's bullet has failed to achieve its objective.

Academic Paradise People use terms like 'technocracy' to describe your efforts to build a super educated population.

Ignorance Is Bliss Congratulations, here’s your reward for winning the race for the intellectual bottom.

Food! Drugs! Alcohol! Our citizens do enjoy a bit of the good stuff these days, be it alcohol, tobacco, or just donuts.

Apocalypse Now Food and water are in short supply, but I’ll tell you what isn't. Violent gangs and violent storms.

The All Seeing State Obviously only people who have something to hide have any real reason to fear the gaze of the state.

Squeeze The Rich The rich may not be cuddly, but we still enjoy giving them a darned good squeeze now and then.

No Salad Left Behind You can judge a society by what they eat, our society is as healthy as they come.

Start Your Engines What do we want? CARS! When do we want them? CARS!

Anything Goes We’ve developed a reputation of being a wild west where anybody can do anything they like.

Praise The Lord Praise the lord! For our country has truly achieved heights of impressive piety.

Silicon Paradise The geek shall inherit the earth! Or make everyday life quite difficult without their inventions.

Strong Arm Of The Law Strong on crime, strong on the causes of crime.

Gravedigging Boom Son, if you want to make money these days I have just one word for you: Gravedigging.

Children Are Our Future You truly believe that future generations should have things better off than those that came before.

Rural Tranquility Our cities may stink, but everyone agrees the rural parts of our country are a great place to be!

United Nations Our country is at the nexus of international agreement and has a reputation second to none.

Lonely At The Top Just keep saying to yourself “Winners don’t quit” and add them to the autobiography hit list.

Margin Of Error When we said "Enjoy governing with that wafer thin majority" it was sarcasm, not a credo.