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Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Chose Life Stayed in reality.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

Convince Dawkins Helped Dawkins see the truth.

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

Entities Master Was victorious in every battle with the evil entities.

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.