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Insatiable Adventurer Clear all 9 stages without returning to town.

I'm overburdened Complete a level with a custom made ship, with zero Agility

Pacifist Complete Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut without anyone dying by your hand. (Boss fights don't count.)

CORPORATE LOCKDOWN Win 3 games on MIRA
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Minor Deity Defeat the Parasiter on Evil difficulty

Keeper of Secrets Meet the requirements of all the Secret Events.

A Space Odyssey Attain ‘Discoverer’ status in Space Exploration

The Ol' One-Two In CitC, used all eight different vigor combos to deliver the killing blow on an enemy.

Outgunned In singleplayer, kill 6 Helghast with headshots within a single adrenaline rush

Artful Pocketer Picked 50 pockets.

Defender Preserved the lives of half the troops at Denerim's Gates in "The Final Battle"

Rottin'Ghoul Defeat a total of 6000 Rotting Ghouls.

Pigeon Simulator Stand on the head of the statue in the intro

Liberation Found all audio logs about the infamous "Liberator"

The Last Second Defuse a Gnome Bomb with Less Than 3 Seconds Remaining

Desert Survivalist Healed 10,000 points of damage with food.

Versatile riding Complete a race in every offline mode.
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Nobel Prize for Destruction Destroy 10 gold trophies on Biolapse

Not the Pizza Guy Finish Operation: Bad Medicine

Vitality Get all 8 heart containers

Return Kustomer Play 100 complete online matches

The Silver Fist Brand 20 Uruks in 60 seconds.

Aerial Break Destroy any armored enemy using Web-Strike

Only Good Guys Win Medals Get all medals in Episode One.

Wrecking ball Kill 5 enemies by smashing them with an object tethered to your vehicle with the grappling hook.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

It Lives! It Sniffs! It Conquers! Acquired the Iron Maus gear

Witness Collect 10 Cursed Skulls

Not a scratch! Completed the ninja course without getting hit.

Lords and Judges Unlock all Trophies

You're just a love machine... Blow kisses to 20 different characters.

Jack of all Trades Reach 10 different score actions in one mission in "Joe's Adventures."

TBoGT: Maestro Finish the Ballad. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Scavenger Pick up another player's weapon and down an enemy with it
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"Not Even Close to Easy" Clear Episode One in Invisible Mode.

Dirty Tactics Get at least 10 enemies killed by other enemies' actions in a single level

The loneliness of a short distance runner Complete a level with a custom made ship, with zero Boost

Fun Guy Pick 50 mushrooms.

Fudge Them Up! Defeat 50 enemies with physical attacks in the main campaign.

The Professor Collect all Artifacts.

Four's a Party Down 4 enemies in one round
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Can't Touch This Win a race without hitting anything

For the Good of Mankind Finish the game after corrupting the Utopia protocols

MVP Get first place in a public Road RAGE match

The Scorpion Defeat the second Boss in Career mode.
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No Rest For The Wicked Your stats are as pitiful as your strength, maggot! Come back when you've raised all characters to level 5.

Oshu Guide Collected all Kodama in the Tohoku region.
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My own cabinet Complete a track in arcade mode

Vanguard Surprise While cloaked, hit an enemy with a Charge attack. (Single-Player)

Cyantific Apparatus Collect all the mysterious fun secret beakers