J-Handlebars

Fire Arrows Shoot the Little Scout at the artificial sun in the Stranger.

Girl Boy Beat Cotton Alley light world without dying

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

Michael Vick Award Rush for 130+ yards with your QB (No OTP or co-op)

Peyton Hillis Award Rush for 184+ yards in one game with Peyton Hillis (No OTP or co-op)

The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

Well-Read Read every book.

Dude, where's my square car? Drive a compacted vehicle

Art of Persuasion Pass 5 dialogue checks.

Andreas Non Grata End Act I out of the abbot's favor.

Empty-headed Have your hat stolen.

Hot Goss Tell Jacob Estler immaterial gossip.

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

TMA Complete Story mode without dying or switching cars in the garage.

Grace Under Fire Beat Metro Square Electric Cage on HARD MODE with 5 SECONDS LEFT in your GRACE PERIOD meter. Cooperative Story is allowed.

Daredevil of the Wasteland Jump off all Ramps

Impossible Boy Beat Cotton Alley dark world without dying

Super Meat Boy! Unlock all other trophies

Sentimental relics from our forefathers... Acquire all your Ancestor's Trinkets

Smell the Roses Examine 10 flowers.

Quick Fingers Spin wool as fast as the ladies.

Vis Major Finished Act 2.

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

The Prior Get Ferenc executed.

YDKJ 2015: Dat'll Do Ace a DisOrDat

David Bowens Award Have 2 pick 6's in the same game (No OTP or co-op)

Crash Course Complete all Hooferdome Courses

Tim Tebow Award Score a 40+ yard TD run with a QB (No OTP or co-op)

Marathon Rider Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle

Matchmaker Convince Endris to find his sweetheart.

Cookie Master Cut enough cookies for everyone at the Christmas feast.

Manu Propria Finished Act 3.

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Wheels of Fortune Find all Golden Wheels

Kiss Zdena Seduce Zdena.

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

In such haste... Complete the game within 99 Weeks

Victory! Beat the game. You'll know it when you see it.

Earned Your Allowance Collect all known water sprites and golden diamonds

Thumb Kinda Hero Perfect all speed levels

No Looking Back Beat the game in Ironman mode on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

Emblem Elite Single Player: Find and destroy 50 Janus emblems.

Put Da Team On My Back Catch a 99 yard TD pass with Greg Jennings (No OTP or co-op)

Hey, Can I Talk to You? User complete one season's final cut day in Franchise Mode

Live Free and Try Hard Find all Baadlands Trinkets

Victory, such as it is... Complete the game on Darkest

Wowza! Collect all the spooky water sprites

No Pressure Collect 4000 golden diamonds, unnecessarily

Look Before you Climb Get assistance climbing down the mine shaft.