IvConqueror

First Lieutenant Survive for 10 minutes in a single round

No Ink for You! Defeat Octopunch without getting inked

These Hands Don't Stop Get 1,500 points on stamina mode Focus Mitts

Stay Hydrated - 2 Break 75 fire hydrants.

Respect Your Elders - 2 Knock granny over 30 times.

Human Speedbump - 2 Get hit by cars 50 times.

Do you even have 8 arms? Defeat the octopus.

You can't touch me Finish a race without getting hit by powers from opponents

All Gear 1 Unlock All Primary Weapons

All Gear 2 Unlock All Secondary Weapons

Lethal Weapon Get 200 Kills

Complete Game Unlock All Trophies

Tiny Enemies Shoot the moon to unlock this secret mode

Giant Enemies Knock on the gates to unlock this secret mode

Large Weapons Skewer many ninjas to unlock this secret mode

Always Slo Mo Win with only critical kills to unlock this secret mode

Big Heads Do something with a barrel and some stairs to unlock this secret mode

Invincible Mode Have a perfect finale to unlock this secret mode

Captain Survive for 15 minutes in a single round

All that's missing is a dragon Complete an adventure level in Nordhall.

Pristine Gloves Defeat Iron Maiden without ripping your gloves

Hard Headed Parry Scurvy's headbutt attack 3 times

The Cake Is a Lie Defeat The Magician without punching the wrong portal

Ready for Your Training Montage Complete hard mode Focus Mitts without making more then 3 mistakes

Papers Please - 3 Collect 100 newspaper pickups.

Accident Prone - 2 Crash 250 times.

Tree Killer - 3 Throw 1500 newspapers.

Stay Hydrated - 3 Break 150 fire hydrants.

Respect Your Elders - 3 Knock granny over 100 times.

Gift Plunderer Acquire 80 of the gifts placed throughout the levels.

Crown Legend Acquire all crowns by reaching the crown balloons.

Exterminator Eliminate 500 enemies.
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Journeyman Gladiator Complete all bonus objectives and flawlessly complete each tier 2 campaign

Legendary Difficulty Beat several levels on Hero difficulty to unlock this secret mode

Archery Defense Make it past wave 20 on Archery Defense 1

Archery Targets Make it past wave 20 on Archery Targets 4

Major Survive for 20 minutes in a single round

Been through Hell Complete game in Hell mode

Am I a hero now? Complete an adventure game on Legendary difficulty.

Elite Champ Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 5,000,000 on the Elite Circuit

Accident Prone - 3 Crash 500 times.

Gnome News is Good News - 2 Break 100 lawn gnomes.

Gnome News is Good News - 3 Break 200 lawn gnomes.

Not a Dog Person - 2 Get killed by 50 dogs.

Not a Dog Person - 3 Get killed by 100 dogs.

Human Speedbump - 3 Get hit by cars 150 times.

Stilt Master Get all trophies!

Gift Hoarder Acquire 100 of the gifts placed throughout the levels.

Bronze Obsession Earn all bronze medal rewards.

Silver Obsession Earn all silver medal rewards.