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The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Déjà-vu Slay the same creature four times in a row

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Master builder Stack three Pillars

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Immortal no more Unearth the Shard of Life

Back to reality Return from the Mirror of Spirits

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Curator Complete all Relics

Preservation Society Break all Vases

A true adventurer Collect all trophies

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Black Thumb Defeat the Dark Eco Plant

Prison Break Free Kratos from his imprisonment

Champion Win the Season Championship

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

Gotta Hand It To You Defeat the infected Hand of Aegaeon

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena