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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

That's What Those Do! Enter a Bonus Round after collecting 3 Character Tokens.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call