Iron_Manson

Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible.

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

Signal Complete: Asteroid Beat all Asteroid Levels

Demolition Master Defeated 5 enemies with one strike.

Full Pressure Finished a level with a buggy at maxed-out pressure capacity.

Respectable Finished the campaign on the Normal difficulty level.

INKvinsible Nothing can stop you (Beat World 1 without dying)

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Embark on the Journey Complete all stages on the Second Difficulty

That helmet won't save you Make [30] helmets fly off with Sword attacks

Size isn't everything Defeat the Yin Prisoner Boss in [20s] in Legend mode

Shift Master Complete all stages with 0 deaths

Total Badass Complete Facility, Rocky Fields, Giant Trees and Swamp with 5 Feats of Strength enabled.

Untouchable Finished a level without taking any damage.

Spa-Rodeo Had a Spatank drag the buggy with a grappling hook for 30 seconds.

Hitman Finished 10 Hornets with the railgun without missing once.

Gotta catch 'em all! Defeated all enemies on a level (Tutorial excluded).

INKfirmary How have you not had a heart attack yet? (Beat World 2 without dying)

Ghost Hunt Master Complete all stages on the Third Difficulty

Much cooler than magic Kill 200 enemies using the Ice Talisman

Make it count Defeated 20 enemies while a powerup was active.

The Endless 20 Finished 20 levels in Endless mode.

Splosion Buggy Finished a level with having activated underbody or rear explosives for 20 times.

The Hard Way Finished the campaign on the Hard difficulty level.

INKferno You probably went throught hell to get this. (Beat World 3 without dying)

Exploration- Water Tower Find the location of the water tower.

Mega Survivor Pass the score of 2.000.000

Survival Skill Level 1 Pass 10 levels in Survival mode