Ippenator

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Don't Fence Me In Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie