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Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

Fish in a Barrel Kill 50 enemies by using water.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

Junior Geologist Find 25% of the Shards.

Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

30 Kills: Desert-5 Kill 30 Enemies with the Desert-5

Community Organizer Take over all territory in the Neon District.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Taking Out The Trash Defeat Alden.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.